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Greetings, darlings! What’s up? What’s down? What’s see-through?

Say whaaaaaaat??????

Say , good heavens, there must be something weird going on in wardrobe astrology or something because there have been several fashion faux pas this past week. First of all, who doesn’t love Goldie Hawn? And,yep, at 62 she still has the cutest lil’ ol’ figure , including non-siliconized, still-fairly-perky-without-a-bra boobs.

How do I know? The world knows. Take a gander at this pic, darlings.

She just posed for the cameras with partner Kurt Russell at the Time Warner Center in New York before a star-studded ceremony last week wearing --- oh, Goldie! – a see through top. And, I think I mentioned, no bra.

Well, Kurt looks awfully happy so perhaps she knows exactly what she’s doing.

Next up from our looks-that-make-us-go-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! files: Sharon Stone broke up with her 24 year old boyfriend a few days ago and was seen out and about in – I have to say it – HOLY MOLY, or should I say HOLE-Y MOLY – a post-punky outfit with stockings that look like varicose veins on steroids and the whole look, at least to moi, does nothing for her usually oozing sex appeal.

She topped it off with a jacket with the armpits cut out. Well, maybe she has some kind overwrought worry thang about sweat or something.

I mean, she just lost custody of her eight-year-old son Roan son to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein recently and one thing brought up in court , as her mothering skills were questioned, was the fact she had suggested her 8 year old have Botox injections in his feet so they wouldn’t sweat and therefore smell like boy’s feet. Uh-huh.

Well, who’d a thunk the former Sulu of “Star Trek” would be in the news so much these days? And I’m not talking about his role on “Heroes” or his snit with Shatner or his gay marriage and all that – I’m talking about his secret pee pee.

Huh?

I couldn’t make this stuff up, sweeties.

George Takei has gotten himself in, well, deep doo doo with the producers of the Brit version of “I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!” because night vision cameras caught him secretly urinating in the dark in the middle of the night at the cast’s Australian outpost.

So what’s the problemo? After all, when you gotta go, you gotta go... and at 71, ol’ George may need to relieve himself more than he did in his Sulu days.

BUT, darlings, the producers have reason to be --- oh, I can’t help myself, I’m going to call it PISSED off. It seems the scent of human urine attracts giant-sized Oz jungle rats and that’s why cast members have sworn to pee way away from the main area where folks are sleeping.

OkokokOK, I know some of you cuties loved my Madonna only Au Go Go last week but others were moved to say, “ENOUGH!” Well, here’s a compromise – an itty bitty Madge report. First of all, she has a new bud supposedly in Victoria Beckham and her hunka hunka soccer man, David. The threesome had din-din together and Victoria, a.k.a. “Posh” Spice, has been seen tooling around town in a vintage Madonna tour t-shirt.

From all my sources, it seems Madonna is not doing well with the divorce thang – not feeling well, not looking well and not acting well ( unless you consider being snitty and snappy “well”) whereas Guy is looking dapper and much happier on the set of his new flick “Sherlock Holmes” and at his nights out with the guys.

Could Ritchie be relieved or could he have already started growing his, well, you-know-whats back so that he’s felt a testosterone infusion or something? I’m just ASKIN’!

From the Whatever Happened To files: Wonder what Sigourney Weaver’s up to? She has turned into a giant!!!!!!

Ok, I’m just kidding. Sort of.

But the 6 foot Amazonian actress dwarfed, literally ( don’t those guys look like dwarves???) , director Roman Polanski and W. actor Toby Jones at the Marrakech Film Festival last weekend.
















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