Woke up this morning
Out my window I see
Some hunky men
hanging in my trees!

They swung from their ropes
High up in the leaves
"Oh God," I prayed,
"Can I have one please?"

To the window I ran
Trying to better see
How to get their attention
and get one for me!

What could I do
To catch their eye?
Maybe out the window
My granny panties could fly?

Heather said, "Oh, No
Mother, that's just wrong!
And no you can't
Use one of my thongs!"

My mind was a-working
I thought it would get sore!
Then came a small
Knock on my front door.

There stood pretty Belle.
"Gramma, me get cookie?"
She was so cute,
I forgot 'bout nookie!

Tucked one in her pocket,
Men now out of my head.
I rushed to work,
Down the road I sped.

(Electric Co. was trimming along the power lines.)