WHEN GOD PAINTS.....HE USES ALL OF HIS COLORS
posted 2 months ago, updated about 5 hours later and has 14 comments
"OLD LOVE"
posted 5 months ago, updated about 14 hours later and has 1 comment
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back
down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is ...
down to earth.
He tries this a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife is ...
WONDERFUL, AWESOME, GREAT TALENT!!
posted 6 months ago, updated about 13 hours later and has 3 comments
ARTISTIC - SCULPTURES MADE FROM CANS
posted 6 months ago, updated about 11 hours later and has 5 comments
I JUST HAD TO POST THIS - IT IS SIMPLY AWESOME..........................
Using little more than cans of food at Canstruction, the 13th annual NYC Design and Build competition in New York .
All these cans will go to the food bank afterwards.
Using little more than cans of food at Canstruction, the 13th annual NYC Design and Build competition in New York .
All these cans will go to the food bank afterwards.
CHRISTMAS POEM
posted 7 months ago, updated 7 minutes later and has 1 comment
Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace;
A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese.
It's a time when we can come together, however far or near;
To shed a little hope into a world of sorrow and fear.
Yet Chr...
THE MARRIED MAN'S SCORE BOARD!!
posted 7 months ago, updated 3 minutes later and has 3 comments
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN - NOTHING AGAINST YOU MARRIED MEN NOW!!
(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)
Simple Duties
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* You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5
* But return with beer: -5
...
(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of him)
Simple Duties
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* You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty-liners with wings: +5
* But return with beer: -5
...
TIPS - DRYER SHEETS
posted 7 months ago, updated about 1 hour later and has 7 comments
My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away.
Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am...
Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am...
CAUGHT IN THE ACT - (JOKE)
posted 8 months ago, updated 11 minutes later and has 5 comments
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating thr...
WEIRD THING YOU MAY NOT KNOW!!
posted 9 months ago, updated 1 minute later and has 1 comment
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.
Weari...
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.
Weari...
DADDY'S POEM
posted 9 months ago, updated about 4 hours later and has 3 comments
Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home
Why the kids might n...
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home
Why the kids might n...
