PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING !
posted 10 months ago and has 8 comments
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and
don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
...
Interesting thoughts
posted 10 months ago and has 0 comments
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ,"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter...
9 words women use
posted 10 months ago and has 0 comments
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been g...
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been g...
Fascinating Trivia
posted 10 months ago and has 0 comments
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy o...
Nine words women use
posted 10 months ago, updated 10 minutes later and has 0 comments
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just bee...
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just bee...
It's a nice dream, isn't it?
posted 10 months ago, updated 1 minute later and has 1 comment
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
L...
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
L...
