Pet Peeve-Cell Phones

posted 9 months ago and has 3 comments
Hi, My pet peeve is hearing cell phone conversations everywhere I go. In the store, restaurants, on the street, and even in church I find myself treated to one way conversations of every conceivable type.

What is so important to people that they ...

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Politically Correct Santa? copyright akalinus 2003

posted about 1 year ago, updated 4 minutes later and has 1 comment
You know how the story goes. Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, Pere Noel, Father Christmas, or whatever name you've heard, lives at the North Pole. All year long, he and a pack of elves work making toys for all the good little girls and boys. On Chri...

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Your Call Is Very Important To Us

posted about 1 year ago and has 2 comments
Today I called to get a prescription refill. An automated system came on and, as instructed, I entered my refill number. After three tries they said they would connect me to an operator. I kept getting an announcement that my call is very importan...

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Naked Rider

posted about 1 year ago, updated about 22 hours later and has 1 comment
Naked Rider
By akalinus

Recently I got some shocking news about myself. It seems I went crazy, stole a truck, and drove it naked through my senior park at eleven o’clock at night. My deranged journey ended only when I ran over a water ...

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