Soap Box Derby Days

posted about 1 year ago, updated 9 months later and has 3 comments
I'd spend the whole summer, working on and racing soap boxes. A local (Erie, PA) auto dealer sponsored The Soap Box Derby each year. Top winners from here would go on to Akron Ohio for the Nationals.

I never won anything, never went to the Nation...

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The Condom Caper!

posted about 1 year ago, updated 10 months later and has 0 comments
Many moons ago I worked in a machine shop where they made special machines for packaging condoms.

There were boxes and boxes of condoms there for testing the machines. The shop owner's teenaged son worked there, and he delighted in blowing the th...

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Why Am I Such A Distraction

posted about 1 year ago and has 6 comments
A young lady on the cell phone, driving up to my pick-up's backside while I'm stopped at the light. She dang near drove into me as she quickly darted around into the next lane.

Apparently I was a distraction.

I'm at the check-out counter, the c...

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I've Been Wondering....

posted about 1 year ago, updated 2 minutes later and has 1 comment
I been around this planet for a time now. Had lots of funtimes, lots of badtimes. I consider myself "fairly" knowledgable. I try to keep up on happenings.

But there are some "why" things I just can't seem to get a handle on. Maybe you folks here ...

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Is it okay if I laugh now?

posted about 1 year ago, updated 1 minute later and has 2 comments
Many moons ago when I was managing a bowling center in New Jersey, an employee alerted me that there was water dripping thru the ceiling in the mens room.

We both walked in and I could see water dripping from a rather large bulge in a ceiling til...

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My Video Show Page

posted about 1 year ago, updated 6 months later and has 3 comments
I have a few video clips up on BlipTV. They range from the silly, to the romantic, to the visually creative. If you care to visit sometime.... hope you enjoy!

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Close Encounter of the Naked Kind

posted about 1 year ago, updated 17 minutes later and has 2 comments
Actually it was a sales call

A few years back I invented a solar powered lounger for sun worshippers. It rotated very slowly, under the power of the sun, giving the sunbather a nice uniform and comfortable suntanning experience.

So myse...

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can it be this simple?

posted about 1 year ago, updated 2 months later and has 3 comments
There's a BIT of tongue in cheek here, but it's a thought I had, and I just ran with it.

I have a real simple theory…..

About testosterone and pacifiers.

And the cause of about 90% of the worlds problems.

Testosterone should be an illegal subs...

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