Cry Me A River
posted 20 days ago and has 3 comments
'Cry me a river' is an over used expression. No one can cry a river and if they could, they would be kidnapped and held hostage in drought ridden countries while forced to peel onions. I think people should start saying 'cry me a tuna on wheat'. I...
The Best Babies are Edible
posted 20 days ago, updated 4 minutes later and has 3 comments
A friend of mine sent me a link to an ASTOUNDING site...
Is there some beautiful sweet something you ate in your childhood, and when you think of it, does your mouth flood with the salivations of love, and do you long for it, but then do you sin...
Is there some beautiful sweet something you ate in your childhood, and when you think of it, does your mouth flood with the salivations of love, and do you long for it, but then do you sin...
How in the heck does one feed a hen milk?...
posted 21 days ago and has 7 comments
City girl here. I don't have a clue. Do you? It's sounds VERY CREEPY to feed a hen on milk. It is on some basic level SO bizarre that it makes the tiny hairs on the back of my neck stand up, and I have those hairs because I am a mammal, and speaki...
Up, Up and Away
posted 22 days ago, updated 1 minute later and has 6 comments
Last Friday afternoon, my Mental Illness Number put on tights and wore its underpants on the outside and donned a cape and went zuh-zuh-zzzzooming skyward. I have not been blogging due to serious Mental Illness, and you have NO CHOICE but to excus...
Why I Got No Sleep Last Night
posted 24 days ago and has 5 comments
1) I couldn't fall asleep until midnight because I was having anxiety about selling my condo and my ever ongoing job search. I felt like my whole body was full of bees. BIG BEES. BIG PISSED OFF BUMBLY BEES. BIG PISSED OFF BUMBLY BEES ON METH. I co...
Too Stupid To Live, so God just smite me now...
posted 25 days ago, updated 16 minutes later and has 5 comments
...and get it over with...
TOO STUPID TO LIVE: A common complaint about poorly written romance novels (and bottom barrel horror films) in which the heroine cannot seem to brush her teeth without beginning to choke to death on a crystallized lump ...
TOO STUPID TO LIVE: A common complaint about poorly written romance novels (and bottom barrel horror films) in which the heroine cannot seem to brush her teeth without beginning to choke to death on a crystallized lump ...
Barbie's Dream Guy has Facial Hair & a Big Nose
posted 25 days ago, updated about 3 hours later and has 4 comments
Remember girls--when you were little--and you'd do silly things like counting the twists of your apple stem with letters, "A, B, C, D..." and figuring out the initials of the man you were going to marry. The letter of the last twist before it snap...
Just another story from my Donnahood...
posted 27 days ago, updated about 16 hours later and has 8 comments
So, I had this friend in high school named Cindy. I used to sleep over at her house quite a bit because her mother was, shall we say, a little more flexible with the curfews than my mother. Cindy was on our school's tennis team, and she liked to g...
Wholey Heaven on Earth
posted about 1 month ago, updated 4 days later and has 7 comments
My friend Pat's husband is having an affair. With a grocery store. I covet this store like I do Lowe’s—I’d have nasty outdoor venue romping good time sex with this store, if that were possible *Heavy Sigh* Whole Foods sits just five miles away fro...
EONS Reduces Age Restriction - Negative Impact?
posted about 1 month ago, updated 1 day later and has 22 comments
I see no notable negative impact JMHO
So...5 months later...I'm not seeing this site overun by teens, as I supected it would not. The content here and the average age of the core membership does not attract teen and young adult participation--bot...
So...5 months later...I'm not seeing this site overun by teens, as I supected it would not. The content here and the average age of the core membership does not attract teen and young adult participation--bot...
