Of men, bugs and sand...
posted 20 days ago, updated 3 minutes later and has 10 comments
All fetuses are girls. Then at some point, some organ or brain-switch cell gets toggled, and either the baby stays a girl or it gets inundated with male sex hormones and grows itself some little male apparatuses and, oh EONS peeps, once your sweet...
With Love, From Me
posted 21 days ago, updated 1 day later and has 5 comments
I think of you often, but these thoughts are tinged with sadness now-replacing my heart's former glee.
Finding my thoughts drifting to you at odd times and forcing myself to push them back to sea.
Writing has taken me over, under, through some o...
Finding my thoughts drifting to you at odd times and forcing myself to push them back to sea.
Writing has taken me over, under, through some o...
Some zombie should eat my brain...
posted 21 days ago, updated about 1 hour later and has 6 comments
Conversation with my friend, Sara, in the car today on the way to whack the sh*t out of some little whiney azz golf balls:
Me: Oh my God, did you see the name of that cemetery? “Resurrection Cemetery." What a terrible name for a cemetery.
Sara: ...
Me: Oh my God, did you see the name of that cemetery? “Resurrection Cemetery." What a terrible name for a cemetery.
Sara: ...
Old?...Nah...I be aging like a fine wine...
posted 21 days ago, updated about 3 hours later and has 5 comments
Every summer, my high school’s reunion committee hosts a 3 day joint class get-together in the small south Texas resort town where I spent my HS years – this past year, my class was feted along with all the classes from the 70’s (small school, huh...
Gourmet Pasta
posted 22 days ago and has 2 comments
One of the chefs on the Food Network said that hand made pasta is supposed to be so gourmet but, trust me, I've got a feeling that foot made pasta is gonna take off soon. No need for parmesan.
Just for my woman friends' information...
posted 23 days ago, updated 8 minutes later and has 1 comment
I would never go on record as endorsing a diet of any kind...I actually don't believe that anything is more effective than eating healthy and sticking to a good exercise program...however, my friend, Sara, tried this diet and it did produce some n...
I bee supplementing...
posted 23 days ago, updated 2 minutes later and has 3 comments
Every morning I take Ginseng and Royal Jelly and a whole bunch of other supplements. Royal Jelly is the food used by the Queen Bee. It's supposed to be good for your immune system. So. Think about it. When was the last time you heard a bee sneeze?
But it smells like...
posted 24 days ago and has 4 comments
You know when you leave that load of towels in the washing machine too long and by the time you dry them they become imbibed with that forever mildew smell? Then they get folded up and put away, looking like perfectly respectable towels in your cl...
For the blogger who has everything...
posted 26 days ago, updated about 5 hours later and has 10 comments
I saw this and I'm thinking I'm going to send one of these to OrangePOP33...yep, is this not cool or WHAT!!! It’s like a chair with a place for your laptop and it’s also a freaking scooter. So you can be leaving a comment, and when your kid is beg...
Now, that's cold...
posted 26 days ago and has 5 comments
My friend, Sara, calls me at work pretty frequently and most of the time I just let it go to voicemail. Here’s why:
*ring*
Me: This is Donna.
Sara: Hey, why don’t they make chocolate slurpees?
Me: Um…what?
Sara: Chocolate slurpees. Why don’t...
*ring*
Me: This is Donna.
Sara: Hey, why don’t they make chocolate slurpees?
Me: Um…what?
Sara: Chocolate slurpees. Why don’t...
