Couple of Signs on Businesses
posted 9 days ago | 0 comments
Very Short, but funny joke-
Notice in health food window:
Closed due to illness.
Notice on a repair shop door:
WE REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE DOORBELL DOESN'T WORK)
Notice in health food window:
Closed due to illness.
Notice on a repair shop door:
WE REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE DOORBELL DOESN'T WORK)
VERY IMPORTANT POST-SEND A FREE CARD TO TROOPS
posted 20 days ago | 0 comments
I just did this- you can send a free card to show your support to our troops. Please join me-
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Thanks
Hugs to all
Carole
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Thanks
Hugs to all
Carole
3 NUNS at a Hockey Game
posted about 1 month ago | 0 comments
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO ...
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO ...
Black-Market Organ Thieves
posted about 1 month ago | 1 comment
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. ...
removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. ...
Blue Beauty
posted 2 months ago | 0 comments
Wish I Could Think So Quickly
posted 2 months ago | 0 comments
Wish I could think so quickly . . . .
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No! I work f...
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No! I work f...
BBQ Season
posted 2 months ago | 1 comment
We are now in the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involve...
A Woman's Week at the Gym
posted 2 months ago | 0 comments
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for m...
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for m...
THINK ABOUT IT
posted 2 months ago | 0 comments
There was
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone...
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone...
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
posted 2 months ago | 0 comments
This one is really funny-
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....
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