No nonsense words for life

posted about 1 month ago and has 2 comments
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No fool...

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You know you are in Texas in July when............

posted 2 months ago and has 0 comments
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs

The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

Y...

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You know you are a Texan

posted 7 months ago and has 2 comments
You know you're from Texas if:

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo.

A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

Some...

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Tennessee memories

posted 7 months ago and has 0 comments
This brought back memories of my childhood.

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM LIVING IN TENNESSEE

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Tennessee .

There are 10,...

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You may live in Texas

posted 8 months ago and has 1 comment
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;

If ...

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Texas rules so you are prepared before you come

posted about 1 year ago, updated 36 minutes later and has 6 comments
Rules of Texas
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive ...

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ASL, audism, and cochlear implants

posted about 1 year ago, updated 7 minutes later and has 2 comments
Wow cochlear implants are having a phenomenal impact on my field of work (deaf education). It is so exciting to see kiddos who have NO hearing go to within normal limits of hearing with this surgery. However, I also enjoy sign language. The deaf c...

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