Best BS story of the day.
posted over 2 years ago | 2 comments
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing ...
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing ...
Friendship
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, But sweet people are difficult to find Life ends when U stop dreaming, Hope ends when U stop believing, Love ends when U stop caring, Friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with...
A cowboy named Bud
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YS...
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YS...
Guaranteed to make you smile
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
Neil Armstrong
ON JULY 20, 1969 , AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, 'THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,' ...
ON JULY 20, 1969 , AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, 'THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,' ...
3 men on a hike
posted over 2 years ago | 1 comment
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! . God gave him big...
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! . God gave him big...
An open letter to the President
posted over 2 years ago | 3 comments
> >
> _AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA _
>
> BY LOU PRITCHETT
>
>
> Dear President Obama:
>
> You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any
> of the others, you truly scare me.
>...
> _AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA _
>
> BY LOU PRITCHETT
>
>
> Dear President Obama:
>
> You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any
> of the others, you truly scare me.
>...
Computering
posted over 2 years ago | 1 comment
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
I had to answer ' yes.'
He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shin...
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
I had to answer ' yes.'
He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shin...
I love this doctor~~~~
posted over 2 years ago | 1 comment
If you don’t like what your doctor is telling you, get a new doctor- I did!
I love this Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don...
I love this Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don...
Pinocchio, Snow White & Superman
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As
they walked, they came across a sign:
Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. I am entering! said
Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and t...
they walked, they came across a sign:
Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world. I am entering! said
Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and t...
The Italian tomato garden
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
An old Italian lived alone in Chicago. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and desc...
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and desc...
