The meaning of The "Twelve Day's Of Christmas"
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There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me.
What in the world do leaping lords, French hens,
swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out
of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?
This week, I found out.
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What in the world do leaping lords, French hens,
swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out
of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?
This week, I found out.
...
And Just Who Said That?!
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And Just Who Said That?! One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She sta...
Birds And Babies
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Little Johnny says "Mom, what kind of bird brings white babies?"
His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."
Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"
His mom says, "A raven, dear."
Little Johnny then says, "Then w...
His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."
Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings black babies?"
His mom says, "A raven, dear."
Little Johnny then says, "Then w...
Stress Buster
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When you have had one of those take this job and shove it days, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very ...
A cowboy from Texas
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A cowboy from Texas, hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo, gets
pulled over by an Oklahoma DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper
started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to ma...
pulled over by an Oklahoma DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper
started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to ma...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger repl...
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger repl...
A Steelers fan
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A Steelers fan, a Browns fan and a Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the...
The Old Farmer
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A Kansas Department of Transportion employee stopped at a rural
farm and confronted an old farmer.
He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for possible
eminent domain for a state highway."
The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in...
farm and confronted an old farmer.
He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for possible
eminent domain for a state highway."
The old farmer said, "OK, but you can't go in...
Lovers Lane
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some
distance from town,
doing what boys and girls do on back roads in the
back seat some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and steamy when the girl
stopped the boy.
"I really should ...
distance from town,
doing what boys and girls do on back roads in the
back seat some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and steamy when the girl
stopped the boy.
"I really should ...
Two Nuns & A Stalker
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Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical(SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a m...
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a m...
