Mourning the loss of a dear friend. .......
posted over 2 years ago | 4 comments
Today we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense...
Common Sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in...
Common Sense lived a long life but died from heart failure at the brink of the millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in...
English
posted over 2 years ago | 2 comments
English should be our national language and below is why I feel this way: As a person who understands a little Spanish, I don't know any other language at all except for some German.
I see many ads that are now broadcast in Spanish,but no other fo...
I see many ads that are now broadcast in Spanish,but no other fo...
Addendum to Webster's Dictionary
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animal you eat before they are born and a...
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animal you eat before they are born and a...
Ark de Triomphe 2008
posted over 3 years ago, updated 14 days later | 1 comment
The Lord came unto Noah,who was now living in the U.S. outside of Detroit,and said'once again, the earth has become wicked and I see the end of all flesh before me.Build another Ark and save 2 of everything along with a few humans.
He gave Noah ...
He gave Noah ...
Darlin' Willie
posted over 3 years ago, updated 6 minutes later | 0 comments
'Twas the 43rd of May when 'ol Willie passed away,
he died harder than he ever did before.
He was sittin' in a chair and he didn't like it there
so he got up and sat upon the floor.
You could tell that he was dyin' by the color of his breath,hi...
he died harder than he ever did before.
He was sittin' in a chair and he didn't like it there
so he got up and sat upon the floor.
You could tell that he was dyin' by the color of his breath,hi...
Coffee House Intellectuals
posted over 3 years ago, updated 19 days later | 5 comments
As I sat down one evening within a small cafe,
A forty eight year old waitress to me these words did say.
I see that you're an Intellectual and not just a common bum,
'cause nobody but an Intellectual stirs his coffee with his thumb!
Now, he...
A forty eight year old waitress to me these words did say.
I see that you're an Intellectual and not just a common bum,
'cause nobody but an Intellectual stirs his coffee with his thumb!
Now, he...
