Black-Market Organ Thieves
posted over 3 years ago | 1 comment
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. ...
removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. ...
Blue Beauty
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
Wish I Could Think So Quickly
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
Wish I could think so quickly . . . .
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No! I work f...
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No! I work f...
BBQ Season
posted over 3 years ago | 1 comment
We are now in the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involve...
A Woman's Week at the Gym
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for m...
This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for m...
THINK ABOUT IT
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
There was
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone...
a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day,
someone...
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
This one is really funny-
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....
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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
than a mile down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walk...
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
than a mile down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walk...
Slide Guest Book
posted over 3 years ago | 1 comment
Hi Everyone,
I've added a book from Slide. I hope you'll come & sign it.
Hugs to all,
Carole
I've added a book from Slide. I hope you'll come & sign it.
Hugs to all,
Carole
Moral of the story-new twist
posted over 3 years ago | 0 comments
MORAL OF THE STORY - NEW TWIST
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you...
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you...
