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Fungus and You

posted over 3 years ago | 7 comments
Fungus is a funny word.. Sounds nasty don't it ? FUNGUS !!!! A thing horror movies are made of..

There are some good fungi ya know. But you never hear about them.. First thing you think of is the foot. FOOT FUNGUS..

GO ahead say it out loud.. ...

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Left Wing ? Hard right ?

posted over 3 years ago, updated 12 minutes later | 5 comments
Left wing Hard right.. I don't know about any of that shit but what I do know is I am pissed today.. Today is the day I heard congress voted on and passed a $4,700.00 pay raise for themselves. How many people so you know that can do that. I only k...

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Santa's New Projections

posted over 3 years ago, updated 24 minutes later | 6 comments
It is that time again as I sit and reflect on the year
And try to hold on to all things that are so dear
I've maintained the list and have checked it twice
Now to print the report and see who's been nice

I am down 28% of the people that were in t...

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The Wedding

posted over 3 years ago, updated about 9 hours later | 6 comments
The wedding was supposed to start at eight
Papa and his shot gun were waiting by the gate
He had to have a talk with his soon to be son
He had to tell him somethi'n he never told no one

He raised up the gun and said before you come any further
Su...

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A Birthday Thank You

posted over 3 years ago, updated 2 minutes later | 7 comments
I would like to take time to thank everyone that sent messages and left comments and sent gifts on the glorious day called a Birthday. I would foremost like to thank my Mother. And if my Birthday wish were one that could come true I would wish tha...

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The Littlest Christmas Tree

posted over 3 years ago, updated 18 minutes later | 8 comments
A 100 years from now when all us old farts are dead and gone you can call it what ever the hell you want.. But this year it is CHRISTMAS.. Not a Winter Holiday not a Happy Holiday not a Seasonal Holiday.. Christmas Christmas Christmas.. Not a Char...

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Dear Santa, I can Explain. It was Mothergeorge

posted over 3 years ago, updated 3 minutes later | 5 comments
I would like in advance to blame Mothergeorge for this one.

Twas the night before Christmas, And cats were napping all through the house
The refrigerator was broken, As was the marriage with the spouse

I downed the last of the left overs, Althou...

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Spiders and Snakes

posted over 3 years ago, updated 2 minutes later | 5 comments
Boy's like snakes and girls like doll's. Now sometimes you may find a girl that likes snakes but you will not find a boy older than five that likes dolls. And if you do, you may see issues in his later life.. Maybe... Boys like mud.. I myself was ...

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Wick and Wax

posted over 3 years ago | 4 comments
As the candle flickers out, the wax cools around it's wick as if trying to preserve it for the next chance. If I had known I was going to live this long I would not have burned it at both ends for so damn long. I got a short wick.. And wax does no...

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Pat Boone

posted over 3 years ago | 2 comments
From patent leather shoes and sweater
To rock and roll and wearing black leather

Pat Boone what have you went and done
I will remember you when you are gone

All the movies all the roles you played
Think we would forget. Were you afraid

I rememb...

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