The Metal Detector
posted over 3 years ago | 7 comments
Please whisper to me
As to why our love is through
There is no need to shout at me
And please put back on your shoe
Things were wonderful as long as there was whispering then that fateful day I stood there and I said out loud
" I DO !!!" I guess ...
As to why our love is through
There is no need to shout at me
And please put back on your shoe
Things were wonderful as long as there was whispering then that fateful day I stood there and I said out loud
" I DO !!!" I guess ...
Howdy Doody Time
posted over 3 years ago, updated 2 minutes later | 7 comments
Walter Winchell had his Tapping telegram
Edgar Bergen had his Charley McCarthy
Hell Bat Man even had Robin.
I always wondered about those two. Ya know what I mean ? They spent way to much time sliding down that pole in those tights
Buffalo Bob Smi...
Edgar Bergen had his Charley McCarthy
Hell Bat Man even had Robin.
I always wondered about those two. Ya know what I mean ? They spent way to much time sliding down that pole in those tights
Buffalo Bob Smi...
Figured I would Try My Hand At It.
posted over 3 years ago | 7 comments
Men don't write about love so I though it might be a good challenge on my part. And I am not in the middle of eating and it is to late for a nap.. So I thought I would think about love.. Now that may sound like love is long ways down on the ladder...
How To Book For Dummies
posted over 3 years ago | 4 comments
I was thinking about writing a " How to book for Dummies."
But then I figured out that I would have to hire some one to write it. But if I did I did write it maybe I would not just stop at one. Hell I could do a whole series like those Time Life ...
But then I figured out that I would have to hire some one to write it. But if I did I did write it maybe I would not just stop at one. Hell I could do a whole series like those Time Life ...
Could It Be The Ear Hair ?
posted over 3 years ago | 3 comments
Can you imagine what the shipping would be for a gift from heaven if UPS was the only delivery system available. Just the fuel surcharge would be outrageous.. Fed Ex would not be much better. Snail mail would be cheaper but I would figure by the t...
The Mystery Phone Call
posted over 3 years ago | 7 comments
True story.. My phone just rang and the connection was so poor I could not tell who was on the other end. I muted the TV and listened again. It was not the connection, it was Art. It seems he did not know he was dialing me until he heard my voice....
One Cat M.I.A.
posted over 3 years ago | 3 comments
Three cats , there ain't no way it could be that hard
Just do one at a time and keep the other 2 out in the yard
They can't weigh more more than 3 or 4 pounds soaking wet
And if I have enough Dawn that's just what they are going to get
I'll start...
Just do one at a time and keep the other 2 out in the yard
They can't weigh more more than 3 or 4 pounds soaking wet
And if I have enough Dawn that's just what they are going to get
I'll start...
Voice Mail From Santa.. It Ain't Good.
posted over 3 years ago | 8 comments
I was flashing back again tonight.. Why I don't know but I thought back when women ratted their hair.
Why would you do something like that to yourselves ? I hate trying to comb my hair even after a shower because of the knots. You ladies tied the...
Why would you do something like that to yourselves ? I hate trying to comb my hair even after a shower because of the knots. You ladies tied the...
Cob Webs
posted over 3 years ago, updated 1 minute later | 4 comments
Cob webs.. I like the external ones.. You can see them and reach them with a broom. The ones in your head are not as easy to clear.
I have a compressor out in the garage that will pump up to 150 psi and a air nozzle that is not restricted to 30 ...
I have a compressor out in the garage that will pump up to 150 psi and a air nozzle that is not restricted to 30 ...
Double Roll
posted over 3 years ago | 7 comments
I saw my daughter in law in Wal Mart today.. We talked about the price of toilet paper since it was the isle we met in. Apparently she does not like the double rolls. I have said this before BUT being a man I find them time saving and I find I exe...
