My Resume

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Resume of: CHARLES B. GOODNIGHT

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WORK EXPERIENCE:

2008: Founder and CEO of, "Let Charlie Han'le Thet"
Kingdom of Thailand

1988-2007: Retired, sort of; but did volunteered wawk wif th' Housing for Humanity, an' th' American Red Cross

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Game Plan fo' Number 23

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They is a-gonna try t'swif' boat char ass; so ev'ry time yo' git th' ball, yo' need t'DRIVE th' LANE!

DRIVE th' LANE, an' win one fo' us, th' "American Family"!!

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Hey, it's not my fault!!!

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BANGKOK: -- A recent global sex survey found that 70 per cent of Thai women cannot achieve orgasm.

Others reach orgasm through masturbation or having sex with another woman, …

Sexologist Dr Pansak Sugkrakroek says most Thai women cannot reach or...

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2 - Billy an' Judy's yo'ngsters

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Purvis (Dumb-ass) is CEO fo' a social-netwawkin' site somewhar back East. I’m reckonin', Massachusetts?

R-Congressman George (Butt-head) represents Warshin'ton State 10th Congresshunal District.

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We was doin' okay up until …

posted over 4 years ago, updated about 1 year later | 1 comment
July 3, 1935; when we got news mah Daddy had died.

Mah Daddy had one of th' bess jobs of th' time, thet bein' a locomotive engineer.

He work'd fo' the L & A (Louisiana an' Arkansas Railway) whose main line ran from New Orleans, through our...

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Billy an' Judy's yo'ngsters

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Note: This is an old photo of 'em sittin' on Judy's noo sofa back when they were, certifred, card-carrying, members of the 'MTV Generation'.

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Purvis an' George, use t'call etch other respeckively, Dumb-ass an' Butt-haid; still does fo' thet ...

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John: mah cousin, twice removed

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In 1909, John was born in Wood Rivah, Illinois. His parents both died yo'ng, an' he was raised by his wonnerful gran'parents, John an' Mary.

Wood Rivah is located on th' Mississippi Rivah approximately 15 miles upstream of downtown St. Louis, Mis...

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Old Friends

posted over 4 years ago, updated 7 months later | 3 comments
I mentioned somewhere, forget where now, Judy likes to play her old hippy shit; and I’m here to tell ya, it gets old, mighty, mighty old.

But ah like th' way these yo'ng kids, 'Simon & Garfinkel', soun' sin'in' about old friends:

"Old frien...

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