To Old To Trick or Treat?
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TOP EIGHT SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING
8. You get winded from knocking on the door.
7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
6. You ask for high fiber candy only.
5. When ...
TOP EIGHT SIGNS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING
8. You get winded from knocking on the door.
7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
6. You ask for high fiber candy only.
5. When ...
Read a book
posted 5 months ago | 0 comments
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Gam...
Along comes a Gam...
I Vant To Suck Your Blood
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I Vant To Suck Your Blood...
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all...
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I Vant To Suck Your Blood...
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all...
Silly Computer Acronyms....
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Silly Computer Acronyms...
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System C...
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Silly Computer Acronyms...
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System C...
An Old Farmer's Advice
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AN OLD FARMER'S ADVICE
~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
~ Words that soak into your ears are whi...
~ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
~ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
~ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
~ Words that soak into your ears are whi...
Merry Christmas
posted 12 months ago | 0 comments
Everyone have an awesome Christmas.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Ducks in Heaven Joke
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Ducks in Heaven...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enou...
Ducks in Heaven...
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enou...
Have a fantastic weekend my friends
posted about 1 year ago | 0 comments
I send to all my friends a fantastic weekend. I’m so glad our paths of life have met.
Thanks for being friends.
Ron
"When you understand someone... truly understand someone... you can't
help but love them. Therefore... anyone in your life... ANYON...
Thanks for being friends.
Ron
"When you understand someone... truly understand someone... you can't
help but love them. Therefore... anyone in your life... ANYON...
Hillbilly Vasectomy Joke
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
...
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
...
The year 1905
posted about 1 year ago | 2 comments
THE YEAR 1905
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!
The year is 1905.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1905 :
The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 y...
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!
The year is 1905.
One hundred years ago.
What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1905 :
The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 y...
