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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
posted about 1 year ago | 3 comments
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road becau...
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road becau...
TIME TO START CUSSING
posted about 1 year ago | 1 comment
TIME TO START CUSSING!
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6-year-old
asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we...
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6-year-old
asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we...
TEST ON JOB APPLICATION
posted about 1 year ago | 0 comments
CAN YOU PASS THIS TEST ?
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die
2. A ver...
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die
2. A ver...
IF I SHOULD SUDDENLY DIE
posted about 1 year ago | 3 comments
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figu...
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figu...
