Celebration Time C'Mon
posted over 2 years ago | 1 comment
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old...
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old...
Surprise
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be...
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be...
What Hill ?
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
& nbsp; & nbsp; Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
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& nbsp; & nbsp; Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
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Man Laws
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The International Council of Man Laws
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Monday, March 2, 2009 at 4:39pm
The International Council of Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a)...
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Monday, March 2, 2009 at 4:39pm
The International Council of Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a)...
Proofreading
posted over 2 years ago | 1 comment
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? \
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two...
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two...
The Flag
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we learn something new every day!
The 1st...
The 1st...
Home Hair Removal
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
I usually receive a lot of good laughs in my email. However since the last election it doesn't seem like theres a lot to laugh about. So I am reconstituting some of my favorite stories and jokes I have gotten in the past. I hope you enjoy. Z
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The Greatest Halloween Costume Ever
posted over 2 years ago | 0 comments
I recently posted a blog about Halloween. Now, I would like to express my vote for the greatest Halloween costume ever, and an April Fools joke at the same time. It seems that under the guise of "Change" that there have been a multitude of people...
A Pagan Holiday
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Well, Halloween has past. I hope everyone had a great time. I was at the grocery store recently and had mentioned something at the checkout about the upcoming holiday. I have always been a fan of Halloween, I remember when I was growing up of...
My Mongoose
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As a young man growing up in the Piedmont of North Carolina, even when there was nothing to do there was something to do. Mostly I played baseball, Until recently I considered playing baseball better than having sex, that is until my wife...
