Its Been 40 Years Since I Don’t Know When….
posted over 5 years ago, updated about 8 hours later | 1 comment
Monday afternoon made my day! I was driving to an appointment down one of the local main streets and had to stop for a light. I heard a couple of soft taps on a horn from a car to my right. I looked over to see a cute young office girl I know...
Spent My Soffa Money At Mc Donalds
posted over 5 years ago, updated 2 minutes later | 1 comment
Did I tell you that I spent my soffa money at Mc Donalds? Yep, bought a senior coffee and two apple pies. My order taker was a new kid who proudly announced, "That will be $5.48." I said, What?!?" He replied, "$5.48." I asked him to check his...
Do Not Have Proper I.D. For Work
posted over 5 years ago | 0 comments
Can you believe it? One of our Denver "Sign Workers" (we are actually nice to our street corner panhandlers here) had a sign that reads:
"Do Not Have Proper I.D. For Work."
Excuse me! Why didn't I think of that? Hey, why doesn't he go to the...
"Do Not Have Proper I.D. For Work."
Excuse me! Why didn't I think of that? Hey, why doesn't he go to the...
My Cabin Fever Has Reached 103 Degrees
posted over 5 years ago | 1 comment
I'm ready for Spring! Bring it on! Oh, am I allowed to talk about Colorado Rockies baseball this spring or would you all just rather I skip it? I would understand because we all know how the season is going to turn out. Let me ask you this. Is it...
Who Reset RoxFan Dog (Skooter)
posted over 5 years ago | 1 comment
I was going around the house resetting clocks, stove timers, microwave, and one old Win 98 computer when I realized that my life is running on about 100 different times. All the times in our home are very close, but also very different times by a...
Just A Mother Of Two From Pittsburg
posted over 5 years ago | 1 comment
I have one more “people meeting” story from my Las Vegas trip. Sunday morning I sat down to a penny slot because it had a “feature” I had not seen before. That is if I could ever hit the feature! Penny slots are just right for my non-high...
Be Careful What You Wear
posted over 5 years ago, updated 1 minute later | 1 comment
It was a strange people weekend. Sunday morning we had to check out of our Las Vegas hotel room before noon. Our flight out was in the evening, so I (and a couple of hundred others) wanted to check our bags. While waiting in line, this guy turns...
To The Woman With The Technicolor Hair
posted over 5 years ago, updated 2 minutes later | 2 comments
It isn’t often when I get an opportunity to sit next to a beautiful, young woman for an hour and a half of engaging conversation. Excuse me. What did you say madam? (Pause) No, …no, we are not engaged. (Pause) Maybe I should be using another...
Laser Me This!
posted over 5 years ago | 0 comments
I think that one of the greatest handyman tools are laser levelers. These handy dandy devices can turn the average homemaker Joe into a level master. Yup, since my first laser leveler I have straightened and leveled my life! There is not a...
What Was Wrong With Denver Drivers Today?
posted over 5 years ago | 0 comments
This morning’s Denver traffic was horrible! Delays, Delays, Delays. We had a sprinkle of snow and it was cold with lower than usual visibility, but none of it should have slowed us to a crawl. How bad was it you ask? Traffic was so slow that a...
