The secret to my success-------
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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
By now you must have figured out----
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I don't talk much... at least not straight from my mouth. I mean who am I to foist my opinions on you?
Besides it sounds so much better coming from someone else.
I just happen to agree with what they say
So if you want to know me...............
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Besides it sounds so much better coming from someone else.
I just happen to agree with what they say
So if you want to know me...............
...
Thing I believe are true- unfortunatly
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• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? ... Half way.
• The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.
• I’m still not sure if I understa...
• What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? ... Half way.
• The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.
• I’m still not sure if I understa...
Tell it like it is!!
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A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his gene...
Apparently, a self-important college freshman attending a recent
football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his gene...
MOM
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MOM
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's...
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's...
Living will
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The Best Living Will I've Seen........ .....
I, Meauxdie , being of sound [?] mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who c...
I, Meauxdie , being of sound [?] mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who c...
Joke Rated PG
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The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliz...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliz...
Mama Mia and Baby
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Skip N Bar Mia
and
Awesome K Mia Anne
and
Awesome K Mia Anne
